UnOfficial "Random Pondering" Thread

[H0ley]

I want a zombie themed wedding.

[Palomides]

with or without actual dead people?

[Spazzy McGee]

with or without actual dead people?
Woudn't be zombie themed without real zombies. You'll need to keep tabs on brain eating - perhaps have a seperate buffet.

[CannonBallGuy]

If you were a robot and I knew, would you want me to tell you?

[Spazzy McGee]

Would you rather eat the full contents of a vacuum cleaner or £10 in 20p coins?
http://www.londonlogue.com/files/2007/08/20p.jpg
(there's 50x20p in £10)

[whodaman?]

Would you rather eat the full contents of a vacuum cleaner or £10 in 20p coins?
http://www.londonlogue.com/files/2007/08/20p.jpg
(there's 50x20p in £10)

Hmm, I'd go for the 20p coins. After you eat it, you can shit it out and buy something as a reward.

[I_Died_Once]

That reminds me. One time, I left a quarter on my nightstand by the bed. I found my daughter playing near it, then later discovered I was missing a quarter.

Later that night, we changed her diaper, and found two dimes and a nickel.

[Matt?]

Where do babies come from?

[Spazzy McGee]

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/ab/Radial_engine.gif
This should give you some idea of what to do.

[Matt?]

thanks spazzy. that really clears things up.... now i have to find a radial engine....

[chillin]

Some people are just dumb. ;)

[Matt?]

you calling me dumb :o

[H0ley]

Buddha blesses those who are unkind.

[Optic Delusion]

How often do cab drivers forget that they have a midget in the back seat?
It seems to me that it would happen all the time.

[Optic Delusion]

I was wondering if they play american foorball in japan.
turns out they do.
http://www.americanfootball.jp/e/history.html
http://www.american-football-japan.com/

[DrEvilsLaserShark]

I was wondering if they play american foorball in japan.
turns out they do.
http://www.americanfootball.jp/e/history.html
http://www.american-football-japan.com/

It all started as the result of wanting a game to play with forgotten midgets in the back seats of cars. That way the mijees weren't forgotten because of the game noise. Eventually the drivers became so distracted by the games, (seriously have you ever watched midjet football?) and the resultant accidents became too much.



Would you rather eat the full contents of a vacuum cleaner or £10 in 20p coins?

Coins, I have allergies....