Graduation Test

[I_Died_Once]

1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin. How many drive-by shootins can Ramon hit before he reloads?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio
for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of
the rest of his sh!t?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne 's $800 per day Crack
habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Desmond get $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a
Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have 9000 bills?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 - 8
oz. can of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of b!tches Tyrone knocked up?

9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15
mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load
his piece, how much away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

[Spazzy McGee]

Question 9:
5 * 5 = $25 per week spent on the Boa Constrictor
700/25 = 28 weeks before the Boa Constrictor goes hungry.

Question 10
If you assume that the bullet travels instantly,
Marvin travels at 6.7 m/s. Traveling at 6.7 m/s for 20 seconds will take him 134 meters before he is hit (assuming Juan is a reasonably good shot).

For an extra accurate answer to question 10, taking into account the time it took for the bullet to reach marvin:

Bullet travels at 380 m/s (as quoted from wikipedia)
Marvin travels at 6.7 m/s

speed=distance/time, so speed*time=distance and time=distance/speed

We can set up simultaneous equations, where t=0 is the time Marvin begins to skate away, and the time that Juan begins to load his gun:-

Where y=distance and x=time:
For the Marvin, y=6.7x

For the bullet, y=380x-7600

(the -7600 comes from the fact that it takes 20 seconds to load the gun - for the purposes of the problem, you could assume that the point at which the gun fires is the point at which the bullet passes through x=20, so 20*360 will be the y intercept, -7600)

so, when
6.7x = 380x - 7600
7600 = 373.3x
7600 / 373.3 = x = 20.35

Marvin and the bullet coalesce at 20.35 seconds after he begun to skate away from Juan - traveling at 6.7m/s for 20.35 secs will take him 136.3 meters.

[Optic Delusion]

Save me some coke.

[Spazzy McGee]

You might want to talk to Raul....

[H0ley]

Question 8:
Unknown. The bitches will have to go to the Maury Show to get a DNA test.

Not the Father (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME)