Confession dropbox.

[H0ley]

I think chubby chicks are the best in bed.

[Tropican8]

I think chubby chicks are the best in bed.

That's because they're the most grateful. :hehe:

[H0ley]

That's because they're the most grateful. :hehe:

So that's what happened!

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I scratch my balls at work when no one is looking and I don't wash my hands afterwards.

[QuantumBeep]

I jerked off directly into the Mississippi river at about 3 AM

and stopped to wave at a passing barge

[I_Died_Once]

I can't handle a girl thats bigger than I am. Which really ain't that big of a deal, as I am a pretty big guy, which leaves plenty of leeway. Athough I do prefer mine more on the thinner side than bigger.

H0ley - please tell me that you do not handle or prep food in any sort of way. I mean, thats fine if you do something like dig ditches for a living.

Beep, thats fucked up. I mean, did you just happen to be strolling near the river when the urge hit, or did you go with the direct intent of spanking it to the scenery?

[H0ley]

hah, I only scratch on the outside.

Confession: I exaggerate for attention sometimes.

[CannonBallGuy]

Confession:
I'm probably more perverted than you think...
I often read erotic stories than look at blatant porn pictures.
Sometimes I jack off to Lisa Simpson porn, there is a lot of it.

[I_Died_Once]

Oh... My... God...

I showed this girl I work with "Two Girls One Cup" and she didn't get 1/4 way into the video before she trotted off the go vomit. Her sister watched the whole thing, though. Then, they both called in the next day sick. COme to find out, they got home, started talking about it, and both got sick just thinking about it.

God damn I've been laughing about that for a good minute. Great stuff.

[CRW]

Try showing them 2 girls 1 finger instead (http://www.2girls1finger.com/)

by far a better experience, especially if you crank the sound at 0:44 :hehe:

love
CRW.



Oh... My... God...

I showed this girl I work with "Two Girls One Cup" and she didn't get 1/4 way into the video before she trotted off the go vomit. Her sister watched the whole thing, though. Then, they both called in the next day sick. COme to find out, they got home, started talking about it, and both got sick just thinking about it.

God damn I've been laughing about that for a good minute. Great stuff.

[I_Died_Once]

I told this story in the chat room...

I had my daughter a couple of weeks ago for visitation. We went out to town for the day, and I took my nephew along with us, as he and Catherine are the same age. We make a stop at McDonalds, cause as you remember, McDonalds is the best shit in the world when you are seven years old.

In the playground area were a bunch of of folk, notably two different but large families full of nothing but blonde haired, blue eyed people. All kinds of kids running everywhere. One of the familes leave, and round up their children. They go out to their minivan, load up, and drive away. A couple of minutes later, the minivan drives back up, and one of the women get out, unbuckle this toddler, turn around and hold him up, asking "Hey, is this one yours?"

"OMG! Oh Noes!" and these people scramble and go get the child. I expected a fight, but they were all cool about it and laughed it off.

I looked over at the one black guy out there and say "See! All white people DO look alike!!"

[I_Died_Once]

OK, so on break @ work the other day, some of the big black guys are in the parking lot hanging out in this one guy's pimped up SUV. Spinner rims, boom boom sound system, eleven-teen different TV screens & they're all watchiing this porno...

This damn near disturbed me what they were doing in this flick. This girl goes down on this guy, sucking his dick. He reaches out and lightly touches her on the forehead, and she's just-a-suckin'. F few seconds later, he taps her on the head again. A few more seconds go by, and he taps her yet again, but just a tad bit harder. Every few seconds, he hits her again, right in the damn forehead, hitting harder and harder as it goes along until, no shit.... the harder he hits her, the hard she kept sucking. Forehead turning red as hell. MY head was starting to hurt watching this bitch get wailed on. And the guy wasn't making faces of pleasure or anything, he was making faces like someone who is punching somoene. Within three literal minutes of watching this, the guy was full-on punching this bitch in the head/face, which she sucked for dear life, it seemed. I had somewhere to go and didn't stay for the finish.

I waiting til I got away to say to myself "WTF with these people"

Thought I'd share.