GFY Bash: Best of ##planetmofo

[H0ley]

Jun 27 23:46:28 <L4m3r> H0ley: if you wish to try to fornicate with chillin, you have to get HER drunk
Jun 27 23:46:41 <H0ley> L4m3r, is that permission?
Jun 27 23:46:46 <L4m3r> No.

[H0ley]

<a_meteorite> I don't like any males
<L4m3r> especially the "fe" kind
<QBeep> I'll pay you 20 bucks...
<a_meteorite> I don't do sexual favors for money
<QBeep> 200?
<L4m3r> he does them for free!

[H0ley]

<H0ley> remember your first kiss? I thought it was the most overrated thing ever
<QBeep> Not for me.
<QBeep> holy fuck...
<H0ley> if anything, i thought it was disgusting.
* a_meteorite still hasn't had his first kiss :(
* QBeep kisses a_meteorite
<H0ley> LOL!!
<a_meteorite> ICK

[H0ley]

a_temp_dist> one cannot buy zen, one must _be_ zen
<H0ley> what _is_ it with _you_ typing like _this_
<H0ley> its _weirding_ me out
<a_temp_dist> air quotes in type
<L4m3r> _word_ = <u>word</u>
<a_temp_dist> YOUR DOING IT WRONG
<H0ley> That's what _she_ said

[H0ley]

<a_meteorite> can I go postal on you then?
<H0ley> a_meteorite, the only thing you've ever gone postal is your cousin on a camping trip
<L4m3r> [c] just join in on the conversations and you'll get there soon enough
<a_meteorite> well, my cousin is pretty hot

[H0ley]

<CBG> Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
<a_temp_dist> oh lol
<a_meteorite> CBG needs to give me some experience

[Spazzy McGee]

Meteorite never gets old.

<SpazzyMcGee> meteorite likes kinky box sex?
<a_meteorite> yup

[chillin]

<QBeep> Yep, I stick the flaming ones in my mouth
<QBeep> *fuck*
<QBeep> If anyone puts that in the topic, I'm slaying you.

[H0ley]

<CBG> :O
<H0ley> mouth wide open
<CBG> always is
<CBG> just in case
<CBG> "Be prepared." thats my motto
<H0ley> i think it'd be easier to be gay
<H0ley> but its not me
* H0ley has been hit on my gays, *shivers*
<H0ley> by&
<a_meteorite> same here
<CBG> get any numbers?
<a_meteorite> I really hate getting hit on, I just wanna suck their face
<H0ley> ???
<a_meteorite> ROFL
<H0ley> suck their face?

[L4m3r]

trimmed to remove other simultaneous conversations

[23:54] <H0ley> your mom is 55 a_meteorite ?
[23:54] <a_meteorite> H0ley: Yes.
[23:54] <H0ley> she's got it going on for a 55 year old
[23:54] <H0ley> looks like 35
[23:54] <a_meteorite> >_<
[23:54] <Argooon> ouch!
[23:54] <H0ley> what's her secret
[23:55] <a_meteorite> she stays away from you
[23:55] <H0ley> there's a few old librarians who I'd do...
[23:55] <a_meteorite> TMFI
[23:55] <chillin> H0ley: you and your old-women fetish!
[23:55] <Legolas_> h0ley, you'd do just about everyone.
[23:55] <chillin> Legolas_: nice observation ;)
[23:55] <Legolas_> :)
[23:56] <L4m3r> Legolas_: he's part Mexican
[23:56] <H0ley> I admit, I'd do a fat chick if she has a nice face and big boobies
[23:56] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o L4m3r
[23:56] <H0ley> OH GOD
[23:57] <a_meteorite> YOU GOT TOPIC'D
[23:57] *** L4m3r sets the channel topic to "Planet MoFo: The Off-Topic IRC Channel of Doom! || New Forum: http://goforumyourself.com || Planet MoFo welcomes High Karate Kitty to the admin team! || <H0ley> I admit, I'd do a fat chick || <a_meteorite> well, my cousin is pretty hot || <a_meteorite> I really hate getting hit on [by gays], I just wanna suck their face".
[23:57] <H0ley> hey you cut the rest out!
[23:57] <H0ley> .........
[23:58] <H0ley> she has to have a pretty face and big boobies too
[23:58] <a_meteorite> rofl!
[23:58] <H0ley> gosh...

[H0ley]

<Viza> the further from the center, the cheaper it gets
<QuantumBeep> I can get a 7-year-old hooker for 25 bucks right here.

[Win]

<a_meteorite> I am not gay
<a_meteorite> I don't even get boners from guys, JEEZ

Annnd....

<a_meteorite> Winny REALLY does like guys
<a_meteorite> Me too... more than once

[L4m3r]

[16:49] <I_Died_Once> that reminds me of the time...
[16:49] <I_Died_Once> I left a quarter on my nightstand, and the next morning it was gone
[16:49] <I_Died_Once> i thought my daughter ate it
[16:49] <I_Died_Once> we changed her diaper
[16:49] <I_Died_Once> and found two dines and a nickel

[chillin]

<QuantumBeep> Just because [L4m3r]'s big doesn't mean he's scary, though.
<QuantumBeep> He's more like a 250-pound bunny from what I can tell.
<chillin> hahaha
<chillin> a tourette's bunny?
***chillin goes to quote beep
<QuantumBeep> Why am I the one always getting quoted?

<QuantumBeep> Speaking of bunnies, alll my masculine grandiosity seems to melt in the presence of a one.

[QuantumBeep]

<CBG> chillin
<chillin> CBG: what?
<CBG> It's getting hot in here.
<CBG> Take off all your clothes.
<CBG> Turn on your camera.
<chillin> so take off some of *your* clothes
<chillin> haha
<CBG> And strike a kinky pose.
<chillin> rofl!
<CBG> I'm a poet and I didn't know it.
<CBG> Now do as I say, you ho! :P
<a_temp_dist> fail
<QuantumBeep> fail
<H0ley> fail

[chillin]

<chillin> >fail CBG
<Argooon> CBG sucks at everything in life
<H0ley> included men
<CBG> ;)

[H0ley]

a_temp_dist> SOCK PUPPETS
<chillin> uhh... roar?
<H0ley> no, BUTTSECKS
<chillin> i dont' have the tools for that
<a_temp_dist> $19.95

[L4m3r]

Okay, this is from #bzflag, not ##planetmofo... but I thought it was good:

[23:44] <AAA_awright> Does anyone know if bzadmin treats /quit specially, as opposed to /part?
[23:45] <-- AAA_awright has left this server ("segfaults all bzadmin clients running, /part shows the usual Client quit message").
[23:45] <a_meteorite> hah ...
[23:46] --> AAA_awright has joined this channel (n=chatzill@wsip-68-14-251-102.ph.ph.cox.net).
[23:46] <AAA_awright> I feel really stupid right now.
[23:46] <L4m3r> LOL

[L4m3r]

Another...

<QuantumBeep> Sometimes my colorful similes run away with me, much like the colored people ran away with my sister.

[H0ley]

<a_meteorite> H0ley: Sorry, I had it off in half the time you can manage
<H0ley> So you're implying that wear your mom's bra?
<a_meteorite> duh
<a_meteorite> or take it off for her

[QuantumBeep]

<H0ley> XxX ->> buttsecks?!
<blast007> H0ley: no, X times X equals X^2

[chillin]

* L4m3r leaves (with bitch in tow)
* blast007 assumes that's actually L4m3r now
<L4m3r> :D
<chillin> >blast007++
<Argooon> slap dat ho!

[a temporal distraction]

19:15:59 (*) planetmofosucks [i=46ef0949@gateway/web/cgi-irc/ircatwork.com/x-69df00d3384df576] has joined ##planetmofo
19:16:06 planetmofosucks> jgh
19:16:15 planetmofosucks> yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck yousuck
..etc..


Gee, thanks AdventMaster!

[chillin]

<a_temp_dist> read up bitch
<CBG> paste down ho

[H0ley]

<H0ley> a_temp_dist: Wow, I just lol'd so hard I nearly choked
<a_meteorite> we wouldn't miss you
<a_temp_dist> careful dude!
<H0ley> hahhahaha
<a_meteorite> ... but my mom would

[chillin]

[10:59] <whodaman-> QuantumBeep, what are you to?
[11:00] <QuantumBeep> In toto, my Teutonic talismans have totally twisted my taste.
[11:00] <whodaman-> lol
[11:05] <QuantumBeep> Tarnished by treachery, the top-heavy Tzar toppled, torn and twisted, to the tarmac.
[11:06] <whodaman-> haha
[11:09] <QuantumBeep> Parenthetically, the hypothetical Hippocrates' arithmetic rhetoric polemics were anemic.
[11:10] <whodaman-> lol,stop
[11:12] <QuantumBeep> Desist? You devolve. My diabolical dynamics deny your dishonourable disposition. Defiler!
[11:12] <whodaman-> hahaha
[11:14] <chillin_work> ah, always alliteration
[11:14] <chillin_work> *almost always
[11:15] <QuantumBeep> Aristotle agrees.
[11:15] <chillin_work> lol, loser
[11:16] <QuantumBeep> Lick it, lollipop.
[11:16] *** H0ley has joined ##planetmofo
[11:17] <a_temp_dist> Howsit Hanging H0ley - hope you have happy holidays
[11:17] <H0ley> i'm lost
[11:17] <chillin_work> yuck, you're yellow
[11:17] <QuantumBeep> Hardly. His hickeys have hurt his humours.
[11:18] <CBG`> [5:59pm] <QuantumBeep> At least I have chicken.
[11:18] <CBG`> OMFG!!! have you been spying on me?!
[11:18] <H0ley> huh?
[11:19] <chillin_work> these things throw thoughts through thickets
[11:20] <H0ley> get a girl to grind your gummy with
[11:23] <chillin_work> leroy loathes losers, lametably
[11:24] <H0ley> lick my lolly
[11:25] <QuantumBeep> Fucking foot-freaks fornicating on my footstool. Faggots!
[11:25] <chillin_work> loose your language!
[11:26] <whodaman-> lol
[11:26] <whodaman-> you make that up QuantumBeep ?
[11:26] <QuantumBeep> I've been making all of it up...
[11:27] <chillin_work> he holds high hopes
[11:27] <chillin_work> dang, mine suck - beep is the master at this
[11:27] <whodaman-> not bad QuantumBeep
[11:27] <whodaman-> lol
[11:29] <QuantumBeep> She shoves shaking shellfish shoreward, shaving shifting shalestones
[11:29] <whodaman-> lol
[11:29] <chillin_work> on the bright side, mine are a bit more relevant to the conversation :P
[11:31] <QuantumBeep> Style stomps sanity, sweetness.
[11:32] <chillin_work> hahaha, that one was awesome
[11:37] <H0ley> nigga not now
[11:38] <QuantumBeep> I am ill-inured to ignoble illusions. Pretty praise palsies the pious.
[11:38] <H0ley> bitch best be bring the bacon back
[11:40] <CBG`> LOL

TBC, I would guess...

[H0ley]

<H0ley> that's why you charge for dinner
<whodaman-> i'll do really easy stuff and tell them it was hard and ask for 60$
<whodaman-> but nothing over that
<H0ley> whodaman-: that's how much i charged your mom
<H0ley> ... lol
<H0ley> i told her the exact same thing too
<whodaman-> she doesn't do that anymore

[QuantumBeep]

<QuantumBeep> I could afford it, but this big fucking beanbag on Ebay is higher on my list.
<QuantumBeep> It's big enough to seat four girls, plus me.
<L4m3r> or just eight girls?
<L4m3r> XD
<QuantumBeep> OOOH.
<Winny> damn, you beat me to it.
* QuantumBeep runs cold water over the big fucking burn

[H0ley]

<BlasterWisconsin> H0ley: what did I miss somethin ?
<H0ley> um, yea! a_meteorite's picture of his mom's bra
<BlasterWisconsin> link ?
<a_meteorite> of me wearing it
<a_meteorite> I WAS WEARING IT, IDIOT

[QuantumBeep]

Owned myself...

<QuantumBeep> I'm trying to get up the nerve to try a pickled lime.
<QuantumBeep> Fail. I'm not going to eat a bright-orange oickled lime in pepper sauce from India right now. I need the use of my mouth for the next several hours
<QuantumBeep> OH JESUS
<QuantumBeep> WHY DID I EAT THE PICKLED LIME IN PEPPER SAUCE?
<Winny> ....your stupi?
<QuantumBeep> ohohohohohoh

[QuantumBeep]

<blast007> a_meteorite: luke-jr wants to have 25 kids
<Lucidiot> weeeee!
<a_meteorite> doesn't believe in birth control?
<a_meteorite> too bad, I do

[chillin]

<QuantumBeep> You know you've been in one church too long when you can't find a single song in the hymn book you don't know every single word to, and all four parts to go with it
<H0ley> When I sing, people think its the thing where the world ends and jesus saves them.

[CannonBallGuy]

Just read this topic again... Only this one really made me laugh:

<CBG> :O
<H0ley> mouth wide open
<CBG> always is
<CBG> just in case
<CBG> "Be prepared." thats my motto
<H0ley> i think it'd be easier to be gay
<H0ley> but its not me
* H0ley has been hit on my gays, *shivers*
<H0ley> by&
<a_meteorite> same here
<CBG> get any numbers?
<a_meteorite> I really hate getting hit on, I just wanna suck their face
<H0ley> ???
<a_meteorite> ROFL
<H0ley> suck their face?

[a temporal distraction]

[01:21] <H0ley> I could last the longest in bed
[01:21] <a_meteorite> ...
[01:21] <H0ley> heh.
[01:21] <chillin> H0ley: i could beat you up :)

[whodaman?]

<blast007> chillin: if you went camping, and you woke up with a used condom stuck up your ass, would you tell anyone?
<chillin> yes
<blast007> damn
<blast007> you ruined the punchline!
<chillin> tell police, get a dna test, and catch the nasty bastard's ass
<chillin> ok, pretend i said no
<blast007> chillin: want to go camping?
<chillin> haha, lame
<blast007> ;)

[whodaman?]

I had to paste this one together:

<neutronix7> ill call the cops on someone if i find out they masturbated
<Winny> wtf...
<blast007> and people wonder why they got rid the monkey exibit at the zoo!!
<neutronix7> masturbating is evil
<a_meteorite> neutronix7: if it wasn't for masturbation, you may not even be here
<Winny> on what basis?
<Winny> your too impotent to do it?
<neutronix7> nobody beats off anymore
<neutronix7> that stuff is out
<whodaman-> a_meteorite, how would you impregnate women(which would be men for you) by masturbating?
<a_meteorite> whodaman-: it STARTED with masturbating...
<whodaman-> neutronix7, people have and will until the end of the WORLD, CAN YOU IMAGINE?!?!?
<neutronix7> no one has ever masturbated
<neutronix7> it's a big lie
<Winny> i am right NOW
<Winny> seriously.
<blast007> lol
<tamr> good lord, what on earth are you all talking about
<blast007> tamr: beating the cheese
<neutronix7> anyone who masturbates will burn in hell
<neutronix7> that stuff is a sin pure and simple
<neutronix7> sorry
<blast007> choking the chicken
<a_meteorite> neutronix7: the bible doesn't say that and I'm a bible thumper
<neutronix7>impure
<blast007> stroking the salami
ChanServ gives channel operator status to L4m3r
<whodaman->haha
L4m3r has kicked neutronix7 from ##planetmofo (Begone, heretic!)
<Winny> yess
<whodaman-> thanks
<a_meteorite> whodaman-: the mofos have taught me too much about sex :P
<Winny> hahahahahha
<Winny> what a moron
<a_meteorite> neutronix got pwned.
<whodaman-> H0ley has taught your mom
<blast007> L4m3r: kicks and bans make him horny, and then he masturbates
neutronix7 (n=chatzill@24-178-110-164.dhcp.stbr.ga.charter.com) has joined ##planetmofo
<Winny> <neutronix7> anyone who masturbates will burn in hell ROFL
<neutronix7> dude that was rude
<a_meteorite> L4m3r: TOPIC!
<Winny> that was awesome
<L4m3r> a_meteorite: good call
<whodaman-> neutronix7, bible forbids masturbating, right?
<Winny> neutronix7: www.youporn.com :O
<a_meteorite> I am a bible thumper and christian, and it does NOT forbid masturbating
<neutronix7> a_meteorite: id have to agre
<blast007> a_meteorite: you thump your bible... with your dick?
<blast007> sicko!
<blast007> a_meteorite: Mary isn't *that* good looking
<a_meteorite> better than my mom, blast007
<neutronix7> blast007: man you are going to join the masturbaters in hell if you havent already
<whodaman-> a_meteorite, douchebag

etc. eventually Neutronix7 left and the fun was over :)

[a temporal distraction]

[14:55] <Winny> they have damn good tasting piss, then

[Win]

Lemme fix that

<H0ley> coronas
<Think_Differentl> corona is mexican piss :
<Winny> they have damn good tasting piss, then
<Winny> :p
<H0ley> open wide

[H0ley]

* Think_Differentl has a PowerBook G4 12"
<H0ley> porn
<Think_Differentl> really handy on airplanes.
<Think_Differentl> H0ley, I only have about 120MB of porn.
<H0ley> only? what are you downloading? 10second clips?
<whodaman-> H0ley: fast shooter
<whodaman-> THat's all he need
<whodaman-> s
<L4m3r> there are only so many images of Steve Jobs

[QuantumBeep]

<blast007> QuantumBeep: what about that one girl that sold her virginity in exchange for paying for college expenses?
<QuantumBeep> She made $50,000!
<QuantumBeep> And she wasn't even that hot
<chillin> seriously?

[L4m3r]

[22:07] <H0ley> i dont like wearing clothes that brings attention
[22:07] <H0ley> im much more of a ninja
[22:07] <QuantumBeep> No kidding, that *would* bring attention...

...


[22:33] <H0ley> i feel sorry for people who bald
[22:33] <H0ley> Its worse than having one nutsack
[22:33] <QuantumBeep> I only have one nutsack
[22:33] <L4m3r> you have more than one nutsack?

[H0ley]

<a_meteorite> I shaved down there once, loved it
<H0ley> ....
<a_meteorite> well, more than once
<H0ley> ............................
<a_meteorite> TMI?
<whodaman-> wtf?
<H0ley> what would jesus say!

[L4m3r]

[00:00] <L4m3r> <chillin> my chest is cold. i could swear my nipples are going to fall off.
[00:00] <chillin> humph
[00:01] <QBeep> They'd be like, "fuck this", sprout legs, and run off to warmer climates further down
[00:01] <QBeep> In other news, I was born with a horrible overactive imagination

[Win]

Meh, not in ##pm, but it references to it directly.


<whodaman-> DUDE I'm not fucking gay
<Winny> dude
<Winny> its a joke
<whodaman-> I KNOW
<Winny> I get called a girl cause of my name
<Winny> big whoop
<Winny> you get called gay cause you poke people with your dick
<Winny> :P
<whodaman-> ROFl
<whodaman-> that was retarded
<Winny> hehe
<Winny> I suppose it was

[Win]

<H0ley> so this pregnant lady asks me where's the GED books.
<H0ley> no problem, I know where everything is by memory.
<H0ley> first off, she looked like a crackwhore. Cheese barbed wire tattoo, penciled eyebrows, bleached platinum blonde, and Pregnant.
<H0ley> At least 7 months pregnant.
<H0ley> She completely reeked of cigarettes
<Winny> a_met's mom got out again?
<H0ley> The smell someone gets when they smoke a whole pack.
<H0ley> It was really disturbing and sad at the same time.
<H0ley> plus asking for a GED book tips off that she never finished HS.
<H0ley> She didn't sound like a Russian immigrant, we have a few in our area. Her voice was definitely 100% American.
<blast007> H0ley: you should have told her to give a_met's keyboard back
<H0ley> lol
* H0ley sighs

[L4m3r]

[15:11] <a_meteorite> I heard the funniest thing today
[15:12] <Winny> your a man?
[15:12] <a_meteorite> So, we were zenning (Windows on crack, literally) a computer in a lab (work in the district, IT Tech).
[15:12] <Winny> zen
[15:12] <Winny> oh god
[15:12] <a_meteorite> Novell's Zencrap was installing SP2
[15:12] <Winny> leave, now.
[15:12] <a_meteorite> So the progress bar sped up...
[15:12] <a_meteorite> My coworker says "Wow! It went 3" in 12 seconds!"
[15:13] <a_meteorite> The lab teacher says "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
[15:13] <a_meteorite> (there were no kids in the room, ROFL)
[15:13] <Winny> heh

[Win]

<Winny> cya tommorow, gonna go watch mythbutservers
<Winny> err
<Winny> wtf?
<donny_baker> k
<Winny> mythbusters*
<donny_baker> thought maybe you were going gay on me
* Winny thinks he's got server on the mind
<Winny> ROFL

[H0ley]

<H0ley> growing a plant, no not pot, can be more rewarding than raising a pet
<QuantumBeep> I has a Venus' Flytrap.
<QuantumBeep> It died when I fed it a snail.

[Win]

<tamr> mmmm
<tamr> manboobs.
<tamr> even better: internet manboobs.

[Win]

<delusional_> it's your dick I ripped off.
<delusional_> I'll give it to him
<delusional_> >me gives winny's ripped off dick to cbg
<Argooon> delusional_ is Lovin Life!!!

[Win]

* H0ley is such an ass
<a_meteorite> asshole
<H0ley> is where your mom likes it?
<whodaman-> lol
<Winny> <a_meteorite> She's proud of me already
<a_meteorite> dude, don't leak my date details!
<H0ley> wow, you take your mom out to dates? Nice.
<a_meteorite> shush

[L4m3r]

[11:39] <L4m3r> oh my, the LaRouche Youth Cult slipped a pamphlet under my door
[11:45] <a_temp_work> holy crap
[11:47] <L4m3r> "Is the Devil in your laptop?"
[11:47] <a_temp_work> hehe
[11:49] <blast007> it is in mine
[11:49] <blast007> located in c:\w00t\
[11:49] <blast007> angels cry when I doubleclick that folder
[11:49] <Tropican8> but do kittens die?
[11:49] <blast007> Tropican8: after a few minutes
[11:50] <L4m3r> rofl

[Win]

<a_meteorite> this is 6, not 2
<Think_Differentl> so 2 in the mouth, vagina, and the ass.
<a_meteorite> Tropican8: you know this how?
<Tropican8> a_meteorite: common sense
<a_meteorite> I want a sketch please

[H0ley]

Because a-met is a lying bastard:

Nov 18 00:42:41 <whodaman-> did you have your first kiss?
Nov 18 00:42:41 <H0ley> putting your finger up your ass?
Nov 18 00:42:52 <a_meteorite> Done that already H0ley
Nov 18 00:43:06 <H0ley> GROSS
Nov 18 00:43:24 <L4m3r> stop being a clown, it's not funny when you drag it out
Nov 18 00:43:46 <a_meteorite> No, I'm serious
Nov 18 00:44:04 <a_meteorite> Dead. Serious.
Nov 18 00:45:13 <whodaman-> lame
Nov 18 00:45:47 <a_meteorite> But true
Nov 18 00:45:56 <whodaman-> wtf is wrong with you?
Nov 18 00:46:01 <whodaman-> It's not even funny or true
Nov 18 00:46:13 <a_meteorite> It's really true
Nov 18 00:46:20 <a_meteorite> And maybe not funny
Nov 18 00:46:22 <a_meteorite> But still true
Nov 18 00:46:29 <H0ley> ...
Nov 18 00:46:33 <whodaman-> and even if it was tell people in #IputMyfingerUpMyAss
Nov 18 00:46:37 <H0ley> i find that hard to believe
Nov 18 00:46:40 <whodaman-> not here, nobody cares
Nov 18 00:46:42 <L4m3r> hahahaha whodaman-
Nov 18 00:46:43 <a_meteorite> It's true

[H0ley]

<a_meteorite> I dunno, I'd almost imagine anal as being dirty...
<a_meteorite> soap stings my urethra...
<a_meteorite> wonder what poop would do...
<H0ley> ...
<Think_Differentl> wtf
<Think_Differentl> how do you get soap in your urethra?
<a_meteorite> um, in the shower..
<Think_Differentl> uh, not really
<Think_Differentl> it doesn't go all the way down
<Think_Differentl> anyways
<a_meteorite> uh, yes really... you don't watch me, so you wouldn't know...
<Think_Differentl> doesn't seem to hurt me.
<a_meteorite> well, it definitely gets in. maybe I'm a bit too vigorous.
<a_meteorite> and it does sting after awhile.

[H0ley]

<Tropican8> yes met. I have an entirely goth family. I play bzflag because it expresses the inner darkness of my soul.

[whodaman?]

Some of a_met's greatest quotes...

<a_meteorite> I don't want people to think I'm an asshole forever
[...]
<a_meteorite> Well, how come so many like me and I have so many awards?
[...]
<a_meteorite> It could be argued I'm much more mature than H0ley, for one
[...]
<a_meteorite> you're quite shallow
[...]
<a_meteorite> Meh, I hope one day I can recognize when I'm being rude, or honest, or bragging...
[...]
<a_meteorite> Who's Samuel L. Jackson?
[...]
<a_meteorite> who cares about tits

[Tropican8]

Probably the greatest moment of Planet MoFo. A Meteorite stole some of A Heart Attack's passwords, held them hostage, gave them back, and told Jeff he was really super sorry. Oh... and he decided to hold an open skype conference with him and his mother discussing the matter. Featuring CBG as the crackely welsh guy, Quantumbeep as Josh, Whodaman as the squeeky kiddies, and I_Died_Once as the asshat screaming obscenities and playing porn in the background.

The complete recording, including the parts Winny's didn't have:

http://www.mediafire.com/?cdxklw0jjxp

[whodaman?]

Damn right!
That made my xmas.

[CannonBallGuy]

Probably the greatest moment of Planet MoFo. A Meteorite stole some of A Heart Attack's passwords, held them hostage, gave them back, and told Jeff he was really super sorry. Oh... and he decided to hold an open skype conference with him and his mother discussing the matter. Featuring CBG as the crackely welsh guy, Quantumbeep as Josh, Whodaman as the squeeky kiddies, and I_Died_Once as the asshat screaming obscenities and playing porn in the background.

The complete recording, including the parts Winny's didn't have:

http://www.mediafire.com/?cdxklw0jjxp

There was actually a whole lot more to this story too, that I was trying to collate hours before the Skype call... Maybe one day I'll post all the relevant logs across about 4 different channels, plus private messages, and the skype recording, in it's own topic.
But for now, here is what I think was a big highlight though few saw it - I'm about to quote myself btw, so excuse the egotism :P :
<CBG> I just see that he [a_met] is up shit creek in a leaky boat with nothing to paddle with but his little cock... and I can't help pissing him off.

[whodaman?]

Alrighty,
THIS is what a_met's mom wrote in #bzfx before the conference call:

<a_meteorite> "You all are very foolinish in all ways my 93 yearolkd father is laughter his head off over this whole he belivers this will go on all dam nigt
<a_meteorite> how old are anyway , let it go is helll its me do want to see my face give your email to me and ill shouw my face and more if you behavemy teeth is not clean now but who care myfather will show his as well"

[Win]

<I_Died_Once> today, this guy I know at work has this new, horrible, ugly ass hair do'
<I_Died_Once> I asked him if SuperCuts put in a drive through window

[H0ley]

<H0ley> I'm so sick of your passive aggression
<a_meteorite> I am so sick of your lame insults
<a_temp_dist> >udict passive aggressive
<Argooon> Urban Dictionary 'passive aggressive' (1 of 4): When someone tries to annoy or hurt someone verbally by saying a put down in a coy or apparent unaware way.

[whodaman?]

[00:20] <QuantumBeep> I'm afraid of things that go poo in the night
[00:34] <QuantumBeep> The same way I have three penises when I dream

[whodaman?]

Dec 28 18:11:53 <whodaman-> hey tamr
Dec 28 18:12:01 <tamr> hey squirt
Dec 28 18:12:11 <Winny> hehe
Dec 28 18:12:22 <whodaman-> squirt?
Dec 28 18:12:30 <whodaman-> >udict squirt
Dec 28 18:12:31 <Argooon> Urban Dictionary 'squirt' (1 of 16): When a girl literally shoots out her vaginal fluid from her vagina as she climaxes; when a girl shoots cum from her pussy
Dec 28 18:12:34 <Winny> ..

[whodaman?]

Dec 27 03:47:13 <CBG> ROFL
Dec 27 03:47:14 <whodaman-> ROFL
Dec 27 03:47:16 <CBG> not me
Dec 27 03:47:28 <whodaman-> I have my mic off
Dec 27 03:47:31 <whodaman-> I haven't said anything
Dec 27 03:47:32 <a_meteorite> WHO THE FUCK
Dec 27 03:47:32 <I_Died_Once> that was em with the porn
Dec 27 03:47:35 <I_Died_Once> *me
Dec 27 03:47:40 <Winny> heh
Dec 27 03:47:42 <a_meteorite> who turned on the porn
Dec 27 03:47:44 <whodaman-> LOL
Dec 27 03:47:50 <I_Died_Once> i'll do it again
Dec 27 03:47:51 <CBG> the mystery person again
Dec 27 03:47:54 <Winny> no IDO
Dec 27 03:48:00 <CBG> it's IDO even though he's not in the damn conference
Dec 27 03:48:01 <Winny> of STFU
Dec 27 03:48:25 <Winny> hehe
Dec 27 03:48:32 <I_Died_Once> I'll be good
Dec 27 03:49:08 <CBG> please do be
Dec 27 03:49:11 <I_Died_Once> add me back to the confeance then
Dec 27 03:49:29 <CBG> you were never in it
Dec 27 03:49:35 <a_meteorite> I_Died_Once: better not pull anymore shit
Dec 27 03:49:35 <CBG> so i couldn't kick you
Dec 27 03:49:46 <whodaman-> a_meteorite, I haven't said anyting at all
Dec 27 03:49:46 <I_Died_Once> akright, promise
Dec 27 03:49:50 <CBG> you're not in the conference window and never were

[L4m3r]

[14:00] <CBG> QuantumBeep: bad news!!
[14:00] <QuantumBeep> CBG, what?
[14:00] <whodaman-> :O
[14:00] <chillin_busy> CBG!!
[14:00] <QuantumBeep> You decided to buy a PS3?
[14:00] <CBG> That monitor is £25 more today.
[14:00] <whodaman-> Alex WAS just in your brain!
[14:00] <chillin_busy> >alex
[14:00] <Argooon> CBG's imaginary GF!
[14:00] <QuantumBeep> CBG, jesus, so buy a different one
[14:00] <CBG> No, Alex is very much real and alive.
[14:01] <whodaman-> :P
[14:01] <Winny> and gay!
[14:01] <CBG> QuantumBeep: I will, but it'll take time to find a new one :P
[14:01] <SpazzyMcGee> Shouldn't stuff be cheaper right now? January sales and all?
[14:01] <L4m3r> alex is not a gender specific name
[14:01] <L4m3r> ;)
[14:01] <QuantumBeep> Like, five minutes?
[14:01] <donny_baker> Winny: :)
[14:01] <QuantumBeep> CBG, is Alex a girl?
[14:01] <CBG> QuantumBeep: I wish. :P
[14:01] <L4m3r> which is good, because CBG doesn't seem to have a gender-specific preference
[14:01] <QuantumBeep> :)
[14:01] <QuantumBeep> HAHAHA
[14:01] <CBG> Probably take me 5 hours.
[14:01] <CBG> pfffffffffff. bad timing...

[A Meteorite]

[6:19pm] CBG: did QuantumBeep go to work or something?
[6:22pm] delusional_: probably, all he does is work
[6:22pm] CBG: I need him to work for me!
[6:24pm] a_meteorite: Doing what? BSDM slave?
[6:24pm] CBG: Yeah

[whodaman?]

Jan 02 22:35:46 <QuantumBeep> Well, okay, so now I've got a PS2 in my shop with a big fucking hole in it
Jan 02 22:35:53 <L4m3r> lol
Jan 02 22:35:58 <a_temp_work> shotgun?
Jan 02 22:36:00 <L4m3r> how'd they manage that?
Jan 02 22:36:00 <QuantumBeep> moving company set it under the foot of a couch or something
Jan 02 22:36:16 <L4m3r> rofl
Jan 02 22:36:18 <blast007> lol
Jan 02 22:36:19 <L4m3r> I'd sue
Jan 02 22:36:26 <blast007> for all $120!
Jan 02 22:36:29 <whodaman-> ROFL
Jan 02 22:36:44 <L4m3r> just to piss off the movers
Jan 02 22:37:09 <L4m3r> I'd, like, go on Judge Mathis and make them look like idiots on national white trash television
Jan 02 22:37:13 <blast007> "I'm suing! Now I actually have to go outside to have fun!! OUTSIDE!! GAAAH"
Jan 02 22:37:29 <L4m3r> "You dropped the couch on the PS2?" "yes." "..."
Jan 02 22:37:53 <L4m3r> ...add a nice sum for emotional distress
Jan 02 22:38:10 <L4m3r> "NOOO not my PS2! I can't watch porn without my DVD player!"

[L4m3r]

Winny self-pwned in #bzflag.

[12:00] <F687s> Is there any way to see where you will be shooting from inside the radar?
[12:00] <Winny> err
[12:00] <F687s> There are lines that show your field of vision, but none showing where you're directly facing.
[12:01] <Winny> there's a tiny tiny tick mark at the top
[12:01] <F687s> man, that thing is small...
[12:02] <Winny> that's what SHE said
[12:02] <Winny> err, wait.
[12:02] * Winny hits himself with the fail stamp
[12:02] * F687s punches Winny Right in the Head.
[12:02] <blast007> lol

[L4m3r]

[22:11] <blast007> we had one of those "Sexual Harassment" training sessions at work
[22:11] <blast007> now we have a whole booklet of ideas for what to do :P

[L4m3r]

<blast007> I've had people use 'ding' instead of 'ping'... but I refuse to respond with 'dong' :P

[Win]

<a_meteorite> Wish me luck
<a_meteorite> It's huge

[whodaman?]

This is actually from #divi but I thought I'd post.

[01:31] <a_meteorite> Last place I'll save porn is on my server
[01:31] <whodaman> again, who actually SAVES pr-n
[01:31] <Winny> dunno
[01:31] <Winny> dial up users
[01:31] <a_meteorite> I have a couple special pictures saved
[01:31] <a_meteorite> My mom

[A Meteorite]

From #bzfx, but still funny...

<blast007> it was f'ing huge
<Constitution> lol
<Winny> how big

[L4m3r]

[23:29] <QuantumBeep> Well, if I can still fucking spell after drinking all the booze in bar and dragging my fucking girlfriend home, I deserve a fucking medal
[23:29] <QuantumBeep> I drug her through the grass
[23:30] <QuantumBeep> omfg I cannot stand up, I cannot find the fucking HOUSE
[23:30] <QuantumBeep> help us plz we are3 fuckd up svrly
[23:30] <QuantumBeep> we cnnot find the fcn computr
[23:31] <QuantumBeep> pmfg we vannot fking talk
[23:31] <QuantumBeep> hehehehehe
[23:31] <QuantumBeep> we r fcjd up
[23:31] <QuantumBeep> omfg we have lost it
[23:31] <QuantumBeep> an her cloth4s fell off
[23:31] * tamr makes popcorn
[23:31] <Vladimir_Lenin> ...
[23:32] <-- Vladimir_Lenin has left this server ("In Soviet Union, we don't make popcorn, we wait 1hr for it").
[23:32] <QuantumBeep> oh my fking god i caannot find the pot the toil,et
[23:33] <H0ley> QuantumBeep: you're a worse drunk than I am, srly
[23:33] <QuantumBeep> I cannot fucking talk
[23:33] <QuantumBeep> omfg
[23:33] <tamr> the last time I was drunk on the internet was about 5 or 6 years ago
[23:33] <QuantumBeep> I can aninsane
[23:34] <L4m3r> QuantumBeep: let us know when you pass out, so we can paste it to GFY bash and you can read it in the morning
[23:35] <tamr> hehehe
[23:36] <QuantumBeep> So, from an intellectual standpoint, we just dragged each other through a fucking ditch over the course the course of an hour, and I can still spell "floccinaucinihilipilification". I need something stronger than booze.
[23:36] <L4m3r> right.
[23:37] <tamr> you might need a new thesaurus after that, as well
[23:37] <QuantumBeep> hehehhehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehehhehe hehe
[23:37] <chillin_busy> QuantumBeep: she's officially your gf now, eh?
[23:38] <chillin_busy> what happened to being 100% sure that you'd never have feelings for each other? then again, you appear to be drunk...
[23:38] <QuantumBeep> omfg I hVE NO IDEA i HAVE FUCKING god IM BE MRAIN ofmg ok
[23:38] <chillin_busy> I don't buy it
[23:38] <QuantumBeep> yOU DPM
[23:38] <chillin_busy> lots of misspelled drunkeness, then a perfectly normal couple of sentences, then more rubbish
[23:39] <QuantumBeep> yOUY DPON'T FUCKINGBUYG IT FUCK YOUY
[23:39] <QuantumBeep> WE WILL BE FRIEND SIN THEW MORNING BUT i AM FUCKIUNG DRUNK
[23:39] <QuantumBeep> HAVE A NICEW DAY i CANNOT FIUNSD THE FUCKING CAPS L9OCK KEY
[23:39] <chillin_busy> then how is this all correct? QuantumBeep> So, from an intellectual standpoint, we just dragged each other through a fucking ditch over the course the course of an hour, and I can still spell "floccinaucinihilipilification". I need something stronger than booze.
[23:39] <QuantumBeep> SHIT i AM GOING TO FUCKING BED
[23:39] <chillin_busy> well, this is new...
[23:40] <QuantumBeep> nd I mA STILL SMAERT BUT DRUBNK ASD FUCK
[23:40] <QuantumBeep> SO HAVE FUN BEING SMART ALINE BITCH
[23:40] <QuantumBeep> HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH EHHEE
[23:40] <QuantumBeep> NIT!
[23:40] <chillin_busy> oh my...
[23:40] <tamr> just make sure to drink some water before you go to bed
[23:40] <QuantumBeep> BASDH YTHIS i Wanyt yto know what I said in thr MORNINZG
[23:40] <chillin_busy> I'd get L4m3r drunk to see what he'd do, but I'd probably end up dead
[23:41] <QuantumBeep> OMFG
[23:42] <QuantumBeep> omfg good nitght
[23:43] <L4m3r> please remember to wear a condom
[23:43] <QuantumBeep> hehehehhehehehee'
[23:43] <QuantumBeep> p,fg sjhitg
[23:43] <QuantumBeep> we drank everytzhign
[23:43] <chillin_busy> yeah'll be saying more than "shit" or "sjhitg" if you end up having offspring :)
[23:43] <chillin_busy> s/yeah'll/yeah, you'll
[23:44] <QuantumBeep> HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE
[23:44] * chillin_busy dumps a bucket of cold water onto QuantumBeep's head
[23:45] <QuantumBeep> gOOD NITGHT BITCHESW
[23:45] <-- QuantumBeep has left this channel ("Leaving").
[23:46] <BlasterWisconsin> i dont buy it either ... he was fakin
[23:47] <tamr> you are so unnecessarily skeptical :P
[23:47] --> QuantumBeep has joined this channel (n=QB@doc-72-47-73-118.leesville.la.cebridge.net).
[23:47] <QuantumBeep> HEHEHEH
[23:47] <QuantumBeep> i AM SEART ENOUGH TO JPOIN BIUT i AM DUMB'
[23:47] <BlasterWisconsin> thats cause iam tired and grumpy
[23:47] <QuantumBeep> HEHEHEHE
[23:47] <L4m3r> oh crap, and I just bash'd it

[chillin]

(edited a tad from a_temporal_distraction, to make the meter correct in the fourth line :P)

A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
Picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
Then spat out, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"

[Win]

<L4m3r> fucking rick roll
<L4m3r> it's like a SFW version of being goatse'd

[L4m3r]

[11:41] <Winny> can vegans/vegetarians not give head?
[11:42] <L4m3r> why, Winny? were you considering becoming a vegetarian?

[Win]

* H0ley has quit ("H0ley sprays his love juice all over ##planetmofo")
<Winny> ick
<Winny> that's gross
<whodaman> ...
<whodaman> heh, good that he's not in any other channels :p
<a_meteorite> Winny: not for CBG, he probably had his mouth wide open
<Winny> he's not here, though :P
<whodaman> and you a_meteorite
<a_meteorite> oh true

[H0ley]

<L4m3r> yay, all my bike parts have shipped
<blast007> training wheels ftw!
<H0ley> >blast007++
<L4m3r> -_-
<L4m3r> training wheels are at least cheap
<L4m3r> good brakes aren't :\

[L4m3r]

[23:06] <tamr> on cnn.com there is a headline: "rare Helen Keller pic with doll discovered"
[23:06] <tamr> and the first thing I thought was:
[23:06] <tamr> "if only she was still here to see it"

[H0ley]

<I_Died_Once> was on the road with a couple of buddies, and i had to piinch one off something FIERCE
<I_Died_Once> had to go bad
<I_Died_Once> we stopped at this convience store
* JeffM senses the term "backsplatter" will come soon
<I_Died_Once> it had been remodeled from like some sort of a general store, with cheap ass wall super imposed on the floors and shit
<I_Died_Once> you can see where the floor and these walls werent sealed properly, much like cubicles
<I_Died_Once> i go in to this bathroom and let 'er rip
<I_Died_Once> showed no marcy
<I_Died_Once> i flush, and not only did the toilet over flow
<I_Died_Once> oh no
<I_Died_Once> it overflowed
<I_Died_Once> A LOT
<I_Died_Once> within a couple of minutes, the water had flowed all inside the store
<I_Died_Once> laced with little tiny bits of turn and toilet paper
<I_Died_Once> all floating around in the store, down the isles where they sell bubble gum
<I_Died_Once> the indian dude was so, so, SO fucking mad
<I_Died_Once> i didnt know it had flowed out like it did til i go to leave the bathroom
<I_Died_Once> broken ass english saying "What in the fuck my man?:
<I_Died_Once> we leave, go do what we came to this town to do, and thirty minutes later when we passed the store going home, it was closed
<I_Died_Once> the guy told me never to come back
<I_Died_Once> and that he was going to come to MY house and shit in MY living room
<I_Died_Once> i couldnt keep a stright face to retort properly to his threats
<JeffM> did you tell him at least your craper can handle a decent turd?
<I_Died_Once> not through the accent and anger
<I_Died_Once> t'was no one decent tturd
<I_Died_Once> t'was, as you put it
<I_Died_Once> "backsplatter"
<Winny> haha
<JeffM> should stepd out "hey anyone got a towel?"
<I_Died_Once> heh
<I_Died_Once> clap my hands, like in "Coming to America" and call for my "WIPERS!!"
<I_Died_Once> "Wheeeew! I just lot TEN POUNDS!!!!"

[L4m3r]

[13:25] <Tropican8> Naomi... that's "I moan" backwards...
[13:25] <L4m3r> Lol....!
[13:25] <QuantumBeep> Howling would be a better word.
[13:26] <QuantumBeep> The bed is going as bloody close to the center of the apartment as I can manage.

[chillin]

<chillin> [L4m3r]'s not super tall, but attacking him is like kicking a boulder
<L4m3r> you're practically a twig, chillin
<L4m3r> ...she once jumped on my back and tried to choke me
<L4m3r> with her arm
<L4m3r> I lifted her by my neck
<H0ley> Twigga plz!

[L4m3r]

[22:15] <chillin_busy> ahah, there are pictures of L4m3r on Facebook (that aren't of my doing)!
[22:25] <chillin_busy> (note: L4m3r loathes Facebook with a passion)
[22:27] <blast007> facebook > myspace
[22:27] <blast007> though waterboarding > facebook
[22:28] <chillin_busy> never been waterboarding
[22:29] <chillin_busy> guess I have to stick with Facebook ;)

...and another...

[Tue May 13 2008] [23:30:02] * L4m3r pays the man
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:32:34] <H0ley> O rly?
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:34:39] <L4m3r> GFY renewed for a year
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:36:38] <H0ley> ouch
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:37:45] <blast007> awww, poor a_meteorite was hoping to snag it so he could run a gay porn site.
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:38:01] <L4m3r> er, vBulletin, not the domain
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:38:05] <blast007> oh
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:38:09] <L4m3r> I wouldn't be complaining if it was ten bucks :P
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:38:15] <blast007> lol
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:38:20] <a_meteorite> I prefer hot girls
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:38:36] <blast007> you'd take any girl
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:38:47] <a_meteorite> that is relative
[Tue May 13 2008] [23:38:56] <blast007> so was she

[Win]

<chillin> you have a tiny penis
<chillin> there, use it now
<chillin> :)
<chillin> errr, use the statement

[M1A2AbramsTank]

Ok, now I have no idea where these conversations are taking place, but I want in. How would I be able to do so?

[CannonBallGuy]

IRC. irc.freenode.net. ##planetmofo.

[Win]

If you need an IRC client:

Windows: http://www.silverex.org/news/

OS X: http://colloquy.info/ & http://sourceforge.net/projects/xchataqua/

[Spazzy McGee]

delusional___: whats the command to cycle nicks?
delusional___: /identify name nick?
CBG`: do /quit -n newnick
SpazzyMcGee: heh
** delusional___ has quit the server saying: "-n delusional"
SpazzyMcGee: FAIL
CBG`: oh wow.
CBG`: Never thought that would work.

[a temporal distraction]

[15:46] * RPG_ (n=Me@c-67-167-124-171.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined ##planetmofo
[16:11] <RPG_> gotta go, have some women coming over
[16:11] * RPG_ (n=Me@c-67-167-124-171.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has left ##planetmofo
[16:13] <CBG> roflmao

[Hannibal]

wow, an RPG sighting? thats great, the guy did great stuff back in the day.

[chillin]

* temp_work gives old_chillin a rocking chair and some hot cocoa
<blast007> temp_work: what will *you* sit on then?
<temp_work> coffin, of course
<blast007> ah, yeah

[chillin]

This was too long to add to my signature :(

C: You're such a dork!
L: But I like boobies!
C: *edits signature*
L: I hate you!

[chillin]

<Think_Differentl> [big boobs] are just like bags
<Think_Differentl> except you can't put stuff in them

[H0ley]

OoO, I forgot about this thread. From teh log:

12/13/2008 22:23 <chillin> so I'm wearing a tight white shirt and forgot that I wasn't wearing a bra... I stopped by the bathroom to brush my teeth and saw my reflection
12/13/2008 22:24 <chillin> it was, like, OMG NIPPLE!
12/13/2008 22:24 * Argooon gulps